


Cruel to be Kind

by Jesus.Lives



Category: iCarly
Genre: Romance
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2008-01-05
Updated: 2008-01-05
Packaged: 2014-01-05 18:03:07
Rating: K
Chapters: 1
Words: 643
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3994660/1/
Author URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/833361/Jesus-Lives
Summary: A songfic to Cruel to be Kind. Can you really not guess the pairing by that song title?





	Cruel to be Kind

_A/N. To celebrate the end of my iJust Saw... series... a songfic to "Cruel to be Kind"._

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_**For **__**Envythorn**__** by request.**_

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_**Oh, I can't take **__**another heartache**_

_****____**Though you say you're my friend **_

**_I'm at my wits end_**

_"Sam's not your friend" – those words ran through his head over and over. He tried to kid himself that she was his friend, but was that really what she was?_

**_You say your love is bonafide_**

**_But that don't coincide _**

**_With the things that you're doing_**

_When Sam not so accidently spilt soda on his spy camera, he really had to wonder if it was worth it. Was keeping his electrical supplies away from Sam and putting up with her disrespect of him and his belongings worth being friends for?_

**_When I ask you to be nice _**

**_You say you gotta be _**

**_Cruel to be kind, in the right measure _**

**_Cruel to be kind, it's a very good sign_**

_"Aren't we supposed to be friends?"_

_"Of course" Sam replied pouring her drink over him this time. "Why would you think otherwise?"_

**_Cruel to be kind, means that I love you _**

**_Baby, you gotta be cruel to be kind_**

_"Just give it a rest Sam"_

_"Yeah, Freddie's had enough" Carly supported him._

_Sam shook her head, "Freddie needs this. If I wasn't picking on him, someone else would… and then someone else would get the fun of doing it."_

_"So why do I need this again?" He didn't quite get the logic._

_Sam shrugged and elbowed him._

**_Well, I do my best to understand dear _**

**_But you still mystify, and I wanna know why_**

_He picked himself off, dusting himself off and yelling at Sam, exasperated. "I don't understand why you torture me like this!"_

_"It's simple. You bring it on yourself for being such a geek."_

_"Well you bring it on yourself for being such a…"_

_"You got nothin'"_

_"I'm thinking about it!" He cried in response. He had to think of something good this time._

**_I pick myself up off the ground _**

**_And have you knock me back down _**

**_Again and again_**

_She pushed him back to the ground._

_"Thought you might want to be more comfortable while you're thinking" she said leaving him in the TV room to go up the elevator._

**_And when I ask you to explain _**

**_You say you gotta be _**

**_Cruel to be kind, in the right measure _**

**_Cruel to be kind, it's a very good sign _**

**_Cruel to be kind, means that I love you _**

_"Freddie! Come up here a second!" She called to him. He came right up as soon as he got himself upright again._

_"Sam? What's up?"_

_"You want to know why? You really want to know why?"_

_He stared at her, dumbfounded. Was she really going to tell him? "Yes. I want to know why."_

_"It's me saying that I like you."_

_"What? That doesn't make sense." He scoffed. "If you liked me you should treat me nicely."_

_"Nope. Think about it, it's nicer if I treat you this way."_

_"Nicer for who?"_

_"For you. You don't want someone who's going to treat you nice. Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen. Everybody knows that."_

_He smirked. "I guess I can't argue with that, then."_

_"Good. Expect more of it."_

_"Because you like me? That's a poor excuse Sam."_

_"Yeah, but you believe it" She replied and kissed him on the cheek, then punched him in the stomach. "See I like you that much!"_

_"Ow! My stomach!" He stumbled back downstairs, now understanding a little better why he was friends with Sam._

**_Baby, you gotta be cruel to be kind _**

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Ahhh... Freddie's feeling the "love"... 


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